(Police 06) This is what I call a real service ~ My translations are almost always perfct

Friday, July 17, 2009

(Police 06) This is what I call a real service

When I was living in Japan way back when, there was no such thing as the "Self-Service" gas station. I guess the time has changed because I heard they're everywhere in Japan now. Such a shame.

Who wouldn't want to feel welcomed when you pull into the gas station and be greeted by at least 2 or 3 uniformed employees. They usually come running at your car. Cheerful(almost loud) employees, I might add.
One of them will pump the gas while another employee would wipe your windshield(and you don't have to tip them either!), and if there's one extra hand, he/she will clean out your ashtray. And I mean CLEAN as in dump out the cigarette butts, and wipe the inside of the astray clean.
But wait, what's the coolest part of going to the full-service gas station? It's to witness the gas station employee's ability to stop the "ever-so-congested" traffic flow in Japanese roadways. He/She can step out into the middle of the road, regardless of how many cars are whipping by, and signal you that it's safe to pull out into the roadway. How cool is that?

One side note. Yes the "Zet!" is back.
About him, see here;
http://shibatabread.blogspot.com/2009/04/perhaps-read-this-after-watching-clip.html

Enjoy

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31 comments:

  1. Wow, I've never seen a gas station like that before. Pretty wild... Zzzzeeeeeettttt!
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  2. awww i wanna see yamasaki go through what hamada did
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  3. Can't Wait! Can't Wait! Can't Wait! Thanks a bunch for all the subs!!! Keep it up =D
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  4. It would be awesome if you could manage to write something about the celebritys, what they usually do like Yutaro was a famous actor or something like that.
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  5. awesome, i wanna visit such a gas station :). thanks for the awesome subs once again. over and out. ZET!
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  6. ZET! shibatabread is awesome ZET!
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  7. Too bad Matsumoto wasn't in this one. It would have been funny to see his reaction to the driving...
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  8. Ah, absolutley great. The over-the-top-ness of the ZET guy is classic.

    Premium ZET!
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  9. lol that was crazy.

    ZET!!
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  10. aaaaaaaaaaaah dying to see the next 1 already each part really makes my day thanks for the uploads and subbing
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  11. You really know how to stop these videos at a cliffhanger. ;)

    Thanks shibata,
    ZET!
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  12. I wish every gas station had a guy like Mizuki. Thanks for subbing this man, you have made it a lot more fun to watch these.
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  13. Hey! Could you finaly post the 7th part? I guess all of us are courious abour Yamasaki's reaction :D
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  14. I'm dying to know what was going on near the end with the Jimmy Onishi video.

    While on the subject of subs, does anyone know where I can grab subfiles(separate file) for 2004's Onsen, the Onigoko game, Matsumoto's haunted house, and the High School batsu game? I've got 2003's Onsen game, the hospital game(obviously) and I recently found subs for the newspaper game. I've seen the High School game and 2004's Onsen completely translated on Youtube and I'm wondering if there are subfiles floating around for those so I thought I'd ask, though I'm curious about all of the ones I'm missing really.
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  15. @Jinzo

    Where did you find the Newspaper subs? I need those! :]
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  16. I can't for the life of me find it on D-Addicts anymore, which is where I got it two days ago. Either they removed the thread or I can find it anymore. I uploaded it to Megaupload 'cause I gave up looking for it. =P

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2RNZKVPH
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  17. SHIBATA WHERE ARE YOU! Please come back.. :(

    The thread for the Newspaper Batsu Game subs is:
    www.d-addicts.com/forum/viewtopic_73231_0.html
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  18. Great, thanks guys!

    Shibatabread! Where art thou!
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  19. *Tumbleweed rolls past*

    ...Where'd he go? Maybe we've just been spoilt with his frequent updates, but usually he says when he's going on vacation, etc.
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  20. MOAR!!!

    Haven’t been waiting so impatiently for a continuation since LOST.
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  21. I'm worried. Has shibatabread become toast?

    I think some of us became spoiled with a new video every 3-4 days while our friend was subbing the newspaper batsu.
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  22. The whole point of the driving thing is to get payback on Endo, who pulled that kind of prank on Tanaka about 10 years before this was filmed.

    It can be seen here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tMRlYTt7ac
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  23. THX alot for the shinbun batsu subs i've been searching them for ages!!
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  24. Where are you shiba T_T

    (your file youtube does'nt work anonym)
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  25. I have to study through this summer and your excellent work makes it easier to bear,
    Grazie mille!
    (ok, this time it's me translating something for you: "thank you very much!")

    Giovanni from Italy
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  26. see the com's of ireviewcomputer

    " the subbed version wont be complete until the subber subs them which will usually take month..."
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  27. I actually made a typo, it won't let me paste an URL in here so I had to transcribe the whole youtube thing. This new URL should work, please enjoy it, you'll see why they're doing the whole car thing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tmRlYTt7ac
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  28. Me again, does anyone know where I can find the second Onsen Batsu subs?
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  29. I actually made a typo, it won't let me paste an URL in here so I had to transcribe the whole youtube thing. This new URL should work, please enjoy it, you'll see why they're doing the whole car thing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tmRlYTt7ac
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  30. see the com's of ireviewcomputer

    " the subbed version wont be complete until the subber subs them which will usually take month..."
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  31. I can't for the life of me find it on D-Addicts anymore, which is where I got it two days ago. Either they removed the thread or I can find it anymore. I uploaded it to Megaupload 'cause I gave up looking for it. =P

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2RNZKVPH
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