(Police 17) Let's change it up a bit

I'm asking everyone who post response here to list his/her talent.

I will go first.

I can always manage to make clutter regardless of which room I'm at.

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(Police 16) Cheers!

Japanese love to drink. I'm not saying all the other nationalities don't. I'm just saying the "drinking" is very much a part of Japanese culture. They love it so much that most, if not all, of the workforces customarily would get together at the end of the year called 　Bou-Nen-Kai (忘年会 roughly translates to "Let's forget about all the shitty things happen this year by drinking until the majority of us are ready to go streaking into the city.) and because that's not enough, at the beginning of the year, they'd have Shin-Nen-Kai (新年会　roughly translates to "Let's prepare us for the shitty year ahead by drinking until we're streaking in the city where we'd just streaked not so long ago.) Awesome.

But on the serious note, the Japanese officials have recently toughened up the law on drunk driving where if you're caught drunk driving, you can be fined up to approx. $10,000USD or be imprisoned for maximum of 5 years. And I believe this applies to all the passengers in the vehicle, not just the driver(Imprisonment with hard labor not exceeding 3 years or a fine not exceeding approx.$5,000USD for DUI; 2 years imprisonment, approx.$3,000USD fine for DWI.) Wow.

My recent visit to Japan was such an eye opener in this respect. I saw none of my friends drive drunk. There'd always be a designated driver, or we'd utilize public transportation, or utilize this service called the "Daiko" where you can hire a driver who would drive you, your company, and your car back to your destination. The cost of this service is almost equivalent to the taxi cab service.

Here's a flyer I found. It's called the "Heavy Metal Bou-Nen-Kai" I'm so there \m/



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(Police 15) Oh no, it's her again

For those familiar with the "Don't laugh at the Hospital," this brutal doctor appears in this clip needs no introduction. But here's a little about her.
http://www.shibatabread.com/2009/05/i-take-it-back-you-can-have-everything.html

I believe she's recently gotten married. And so far, she has not beaten him with slippers yet.

Speaking of slippers, I had forgotten how much Japanese are into slippers. They're everywhere!!!!!!!!!! You'd walk into any body's house, and you'd customarily take your shoes off. Then your host would offer you a pair of slippers to walk around the house. You feel the nature's call and excuse yourself to the bathroom, and find that there's another pair of slippers inside the bathroom. I ponder, "Now, Do I take off the pair I already have on and use this new pair specifically meant to be used only for this bathroom?"

Discuss,


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(Police 14) Impersonations

This clip is full of impersonations which, if you're not familiar with them, might not be as funny.

Here are a couple of clips of artists who are impersonated. First is a musical duo named "Alice."


And here's a singer named Yousui Inoue.


Enjoy!


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I'm back, and will post another clip very soon!

Stay tuned!

Also, congratulations to Matsumoto for his first baby daughter(don't know her name)
His immediate comment was, "When my daughter's 20, I'll be 66 years old."